A Toolkit For Chaos
A Toolkit For Chaos
Let’s validate our bad habits with this toolkit for chaos…
Anna Morrissey
Wearing
Chaotic Evil
A few years ago, being spotted out the house wearing a pair of Crocs would indicate the height of chaos, a personal inner turmoil exposed through rubber footwear. The past year however, Crocs have come back into the mainstream and every-one is gagging for a pair.
While the Croc itself no longer indicates chaos in terms of personal style, Balenciaga’s heeled version holds a chaotic mirror up to the vulgarity of the fashion industry. Coming in at a hefty £450, it feels almost immoral to spend so much money on a gimmick item that the trend cycles will most probably be done with in the next year.
That Mui Mui skirt - it was hot, we have to admit. But we all witnessed its fall from grace as every basic bitch and her mum paraded it around town.
Tabis - Every time an edgy, pale, bruised, anti-influencer posts a pic holding an inanimate object between the toes of their Tabi boots, a baby bunny dies.
Chaotic Good
Sleeves - Much more chic than the arm warmer trend of the 80s, a pair of knitted sleeves can keep you warm this summer without ruining the silhouette of your outfit.
Ugly pants - Wearing matching lingerie everyday is internalised misogyny and I will diiie on that hill in the boxer briefs I bought from Topshop in year 8. #y2k #vintage #depop
Weather inappropriate outfits - I admire a weather-disregarding dresser, someone who will prioritise the outfit over everything else. The contrast of skimpy dress to snowstorm adds to the drama of the ensemble.
Listening
Wet Leg’s new album is chaotic brilliance. Sarcastically poking fun at your own mental illness? yes please
Normal Gossip - Chaotic, juicy stories about people you don’t know, and will probably never meet. Kelsey McKinney shares with guests reader-submitted gossip. All of the stories she shares are entertaining, hilarious, and some are completely shocking. Slutty grandma’s, infidelity, run away brides … gossip without the consequence.
Icons
Often celebrity chaos is not iconic - cheating scandals, violence at the oscars, public divorce…
But we’re here to celebrate the chaotic icons of the last few months.
Brooklyn Beckham’s new career move - Photographer, newly-wed, and now celebrity chef! It seems the oldest Beckham child is proving the extent to which nepotism aids the assent to the top of the career ladder. Not that i don’t completely applaud his unbridled confidence and desire to explore his creativity. however, his debut dish of a bacon sandwich on the Today Show may have needed a bit more refining before being shared with the world.
Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson - This has been the year of the surprising celebrity couple. Everyone has a surprising new beau, but Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson getting together, just months after her public divorce to Kanye West, was a shock none of us expected. Whether you’ll admit it or not, the world is now thirsty for this couple, and no one can explain it.
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